Exotic pet too much to handle?
I recently brought home a bigfoot that followed me home after a weekend of camping. He is about 9' 6" and sheds alot. He is reasonably well behaved however he hates cats and has a bad habit of sticking his cack in the faucet when we bathe him. I hate to get rid of him as he is charming and loves bubble mix and can bong like 4 beers at a time, but he is too much to feed and clean up after. He also abuses women and craps the bed. Is there a sanctuary i can take him to?
A cack is a d*ck. I know its silly, but he does it and
we have a bigfoot too (he prefers "skunk ape")... his name is Julian, and to correct his similar problems, we shaved his face around his eyes and forehead so he almost looked like a man, then we hooked him up with this skinny hippy girl. they're living happily ever after (she's a lesbian, anyway - so they do it with many many women) and getting married on 6/6/06. good luck
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